Seriously?
- Yes. Very serious.
What will the glitteree receive?
- The unsuspecting glitteree will receive a nondescript, white envelope with no return address. When opened, the glitteree will be surprised by a storm of glitter - the color chosen by you - inside a white piece of paper. Paper can be blank (sooo mysterious) or contain a short message (preferably an insult.) Choose from our favourites or write your own note.
How much is it?
- For the incredibly insignificant amount of $4.99 (Canada & U.S.) or $8.99 (International) we will glitter bomb the victim of your choice, postage included.
How long will it take?
- We guarantee your glitter bomb will be in the mail within 24 hours of placing your order. That shit is QUICK. How fast it gets there depends on how lousy the glitteree's postal service is.
Can it harm the glitteree?
- Just their ego.
Will it cause damage?
- Nope. Just a big fuckin mess.
Can they find out that I am the glitterer?
- Only if you tell them.
* We do not encourage or endorse the improper use of glitter bombs and buyers do so at their own risk. So don't be an idiot and send it to your humorless employer or your on-the-verge-of-a-breakdown teacher. This shit is supposed to be in (mostly) good humor.
- Yes. Very serious.
What will the glitteree receive?
- The unsuspecting glitteree will receive a nondescript, white envelope with no return address. When opened, the glitteree will be surprised by a storm of glitter - the color chosen by you - inside a white piece of paper. Paper can be blank (sooo mysterious) or contain a short message (preferably an insult.) Choose from our favourites or write your own note.
How much is it?
- For the incredibly insignificant amount of $4.99 (Canada & U.S.) or $8.99 (International) we will glitter bomb the victim of your choice, postage included.
How long will it take?
- We guarantee your glitter bomb will be in the mail within 24 hours of placing your order. That shit is QUICK. How fast it gets there depends on how lousy the glitteree's postal service is.
Can it harm the glitteree?
- Just their ego.
Will it cause damage?
- Nope. Just a big fuckin mess.
Can they find out that I am the glitterer?
- Only if you tell them.
* We do not encourage or endorse the improper use of glitter bombs and buyers do so at their own risk. So don't be an idiot and send it to your humorless employer or your on-the-verge-of-a-breakdown teacher. This shit is supposed to be in (mostly) good humor.